heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

(via pixalit)

millanic:

get-you-wet:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

grab her booty in front of everyone

or leave her the fuck alone and don’t sexually assault her to demonstrate your “masculinity”/dominance

(Source: grebnesieh, via likeneelyohara)

distaction:

she wears short skirts i wear t shirts shes cheer captain and im slim shady yes im the real shady all you other slim shadys are just imitating

(Source: novoselic, via jennifer16lauren)

the worst things to ever happen to fashion:

  • fake pockets
  • making every single shirt see through
  • seriously why does it have to be see through
  • what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it
  • it literally defeats the purpose of being a shirt
  • and every single shirt is see through these days this annoys me more than fake pockets and trust me that is an issue

(Source: tricksterity, via pixalit)

prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

(via --justaday)

brydeswhale:

Moment of silence for all the great first seasons that led to terrible shows.

(via daniels-gillies)